Little Known Fact #87

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/05/2013 at 20:48 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Mazda was in the process of building a diesel Miata wagon, but had to stop as the collective fanboy jizz pool would have drowned the earth.


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Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/05/2013 at 20:56

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That's only here. I hate wagons.


Kinja'd!!! mattoverdrive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/05/2013 at 21:16

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Available in any color you want, so long as it's brown.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/05/2013 at 21:20

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/05/2013 at 21:49

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I'm going to speak to my Mazda connection tomorrow and see if I can get a mock up. I'll post it. I will then be declared king of OppoLock and will lead a rebellion against the crappier Jalopnik commenters. Once we seize control of that (we'll need an insider as well... Contact Hardigree.), we shall declare ourselves an independent website from Gawker Media, and have Nick Denton run over by an E46 M3.

WHO'S WITH ME?!?!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/05/2013 at 22:37

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I actually hate wagons too.

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Kinja'd!!! RickyD > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/10/2013 at 19:08

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I hate Miatas and wagons...